think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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