I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
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She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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