wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
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You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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