He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
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Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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