i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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