He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Drunk is a universal language darling
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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