Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
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