HIV tests are more positive than that guy
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
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Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
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There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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