I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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