If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
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Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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