question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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