So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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