Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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