all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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