So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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