you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
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I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
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You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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