whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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