What a fucking waste of an outfit
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
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He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
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pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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