You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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