I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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