So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
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on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
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It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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