oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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