so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
We are all done wearing pants today
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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