i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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