Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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