what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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