we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Woke up backwards on a recliner
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Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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