On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
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You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
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