You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
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Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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