do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
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When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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