I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
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He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Help. Why am I so naked?
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