Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
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Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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