HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
I have post one night stand depression
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