I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
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i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
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Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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