This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
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Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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