in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
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She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
she told me i tasted like america
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize