ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
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I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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