I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
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Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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