thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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