How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
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It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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