there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
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Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
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You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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