i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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