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you win
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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