You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
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He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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