the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
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My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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