I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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