she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
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I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
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oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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