she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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