at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
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Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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