You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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