dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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