What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
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I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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