so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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