I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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